Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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