My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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