school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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