you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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