Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
wat bout pragnant strippers??
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so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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