Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
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Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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