Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
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watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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