using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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