It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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