I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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