yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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