I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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