Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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