I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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