she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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