Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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