Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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