please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
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I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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Take your time, I'll wait
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