So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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