This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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