What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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