Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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