there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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