Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
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