i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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