4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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