They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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