problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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