i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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