We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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