Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
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yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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