why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Alive.
So much puke
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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