Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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