I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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