He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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