He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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