How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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