Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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