I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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