that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
