This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
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So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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