I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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