she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
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Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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