Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
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i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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