I wannas sexs uuuuu
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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