i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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