So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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