I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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