I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
So. Much. Porn.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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