remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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