okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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