i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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