Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
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I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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