Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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