You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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